I woke up this morning to find this cherry muthafucker parked across the street from my apartment. For those of you stinkin assed kids who don’t know no better, the car is a 70’s era Ford Pinto in what seems to be perfect condition.
This car was the work horse of many a stoner back in the day. Hell, we’d all go to the drive-in to see kung-fu movies and if we had too we’d stuff maybe half a dozen fuckin kids under the hatch along with four of five up front. There’d be so many muthafuckers packed into one of these that when we got to our spot and popped the hatch it looked like a fuckin circus clown car the way it emptied out.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"