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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: pass the dark meat please

Tuesday, September 19

pass the dark meat please

I’ve been reading with great interest the news story of the surgeons in China who performed the first successful penis transplant, But after a few days had to remove the donated dick because of the severe psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

According to my many inside sources, the cat had some sort of accident which left him with a small stump which he couldn’t pee through or have sex with. But after a fifteen hour operation doctors were able to attach a donated cock onto the cut off stub. Now as weird as that miracle of modern medicine sounds, here’s the fucked up deal.

First off the operation was deemed a success and there were no signs of rejection. The cat was able to pee and all that good shit days after getting the muthafucker sewn on. But just after two weeks the man and his wife demanded that the donated dick be removed.

According to my many inside sources, the cat’s wife kept freaking out about the size and swollen shape of the donated dick and the man just kept freaking out so they had it removed. I guess this is a classic story of supply and demand cause according to my many inside sources; the donated dick came off the body of a twenty-two year old black man. Mr. Wang meets Big Willie. Now I’m not saying that the many inside sources are pulling my leg and shit but c’mon.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous JimBob said...


12:48 PM  
Anonymous Justin said...


you totally forgot to mention that the aformentioned donated dick was only 4 inches long..

you think THATS why they rejected it?

12:17 PM  

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