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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sick day

Thursday, September 21

sick day










A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"

5 Comments:

Blogger An Observer said...

Mom never was the same after dad died.

10:10 AM  
Blogger GalacticallyStupid said...

Just too damned funny...

11:57 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Hysterical!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Rantin' Ron said...

I just found you via LL's blog...too damned funny!

I'll be back often!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous kel said...

I do believe Toast found herself in bit of trouble for a button that spoke of honey and lesbians...

8:24 PM  

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