The stupidity of cows
I’m driving home from work yesterday in rush hour traffic and I couldn’t help but admire the chick in the car next top me. I wasn’t admiring the chick for her good looks or a nice rack. What attracted my eye was the blatant display of stupidity this fuckin coat hanger was putting on.
Here it is the middle of goddamn rush hour and the little cum gurgler has a book balanced on her steering wheel reading while she’s fuckin driving. A fuckin book and what the fuck is so muthafuckin important in the book that you can’t wait till you get home to read it?
I’m sitting there and all I wanted to do was scream, “HEY YOU STUPID COW! PUT THE FUCKIN HARRY POTTER DOWN!” I just wanted to run up and slap her in the back of the head and ask her what the fuck is she thinking. Jesus, some people’s kids.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"