tapping the watch
I must admit that for the past few weeks it’s been kind of a rough going around here. As you know my best friend Michelle is getting married and she’s been beating me to death with her wedding plans.
Plus I’m officiating a wedding this week for an old friend and I’ve been all put out with the dumbass over that. But isn’t that the role of a best friend, if she’s stresses then it’s my role to stress by proxy. But at times it’s even come down to the point where I start tapping my watch.
And as any friend of mine knows, when I start tapping the watch it can only mean one thing. It’s time for you to shut the fuck up. But then Michelle smiles at me in that special way and suddenly the stress goes away and I’m at ease with the fuckin world. How does she do it?
"and the monkey flipped the switch"