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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: tapping the watch

Wednesday, September 6

tapping the watch

I must admit that for the past few weeks it’s been kind of a rough going around here. As you know my best friend Michelle is getting married and she’s been beating me to death with her wedding plans.

Plus I’m officiating a wedding this week for an old friend and I’ve been all put out with the dumbass over that. But isn’t that the role of a best friend, if she’s stresses then it’s my role to stress by proxy. But at times it’s even come down to the point where I start tapping my watch.

And as any friend of mine knows, when I start tapping the watch it can only mean one thing. It’s time for you to shut the fuck up. But then Michelle smiles at me in that special way and suddenly the stress goes away and I’m at ease with the fuckin world. How does she do it?

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Scott Thigpen said...

Now THAT's a good friend.

9:55 AM  
Blogger wellhellmichelle said...

The past few weeks have not been rough... admit it, you just wanted an excuse to put this pic up ;)

10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least it made "the sister" smile (in the background).

- Corey

1:31 PM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

We all know only your music can calm his savage beast. Uuuuuuu! Cough Cough! "blushes with eye's open wide" I'm jelouse I wish I had my own set of breast to the way I was not talking about that kind of music.....Nevertheless.....Keep him calm by any means...It would be like hiroshima if he ever snaps...Just kidding. Just get a giant slegde hammer and tear down a few walls or a building it always makes everything better...Evermore

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i might have been almost drunk in that picture...taken oh so may years
-so says the sister

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. I'm surprised Michelle let you post her picture.

2. I'm always available to lend you a hand Michelle. K Sose

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God that made me happy

Thank you Death (and Michelle)

-everybody's x

Oh singers name is Michael McDonald, what were we talking about?

7:15 PM  
Anonymous JW said...

Funny, that picture makes me the opposite of calm.

1:01 AM  

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