From the archives……… special e-mail!
This is sort'a long but the ending I think is worth it.
Suddenly you got this mail and may be wondering who must have mailed. I am Rev. Pastor Samuel Francis, the Principal Pastor In charge of Redemption Camp and Grace Mission Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
We have in our camp two war displaced children of the Late William Keita a famous cocoa merchant who was killed at Bouaké along with the wife by the rebelling factions that are still at the moment in Control of the northern zone of the Country. The two Children were lucky to have escaped the war torn zone and are today in our Mission's house in Abidjan the economic capital of the country were they are seeking refuge.
We have in our possession two documents presented by them attesting that their late father deposited a metallic box containingUS$10,000,000:00(Ten Million United State Dollars) with a Security Company here in Abidjan which he declared to the Security Company to be photographic Materials meant for his un-named Foreign Partner for the purchase of Agro-Industrial Equipments. We have in our capacity verified this claim and the Security Company attested to its authenticity.
These children are now seeking for a foreigner who can be their “Guardian” and also represent them as their Father's Foreign Partner by assisting in the withdrawal of the box and also providing a Foreign Account where this fund could be lodged for onward investment as would be advised by you.
Your assistance to these hapless children would be in no small measure a blessing to you which you will never regret at the end of this transaction, as you must have succeeded in saving their future that is being threatened by the mal-adventures in the political environment of the country.
You can reply to this call for assistance if God touches you through the Mission's email box.
Rev. Pastor Samuel Francis
Dear Pastor Samuel Francis
Being a student of Satan "hail Satan" I don't usually commune with your ilk, but being the lover of small children that I am, "hail Satan" I feel the urge to help. And since my unholy lord "hail Satan" loves the little wee bitches also, "hail Satan" my brood and I will do what we can. But in return for his help "hail Satan" my dark master "hail Satan" will require both the children's souls. My master "hail Satan" eagerly awaits your reply.
Much love and all that good shit.
The Rev. Pastor Samuel Francies repies to my reply!!
Dear Greg Beck,
Am sorry, you are not the best for this transaction, I as A Man of God cannot handle the soul of this children to you and your master satan okay, we are sorry to have came to you. I will let these day to bear me withness that you heard about the One and only God who can save. Do not think that He(God) can not forgive you, He will if you come back to him God LOVES you okay. May the Good Lord have marcy on your soul today and bring you back to His Kingdom Life.
Bye Bye, while we wait for your trip back to the God that made you.
From today I will always pray for your change.
Yours Brother in the LORD GOD.
Pastor Samuel Francis
"and the monkey flipped the switch"