I see that the death kneel for the gratuitously stupid has started. What, Jackass II came out this week and already muthafuckers are working hard for their piece of the Darwin pie? I heard on the news this morning that some local cat is in a coma which came about from trying to emulate a Jackass stunt.
Yeah, this cat tried to jump out of a moving car which of course ended badly in that he got fucked the fuck up. No matter how hard I may want to I can’t feel pity for these stupid ball handlers.
It’s the families I feel sorry for since now instead of watching stupid Johnny mumble his way thru cornflakes, they have to deal with him being laid up somewhere drooling all over himself. And don’t go blaming the cast of Jackass II or the movie it’s self because as we all know, teenagers are the lemmings of the world.
But if the folks that made Jackass II really want to take responsibility what they need to do is put out a series of public service announcements.
“Hi this is the cast of Jackass II. We’re highly paid professionals with many years of stunt work under our collective belts.
And normally we would tell you to never try anything you see us do. But you know what, fuck it; we’re tired of all the bad press from you muthafuckers trying to kill yourselves imitating our shit.
So here’s the deal. Save us, save your parents, save your schools the wait. Kill yourselves now. Eat a bullet, suck on a tailpipe, go slap a pit-bull, bum rush a cop, we don’t care. Just do it.”
"and the monkey flipped the switch"