small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: you're going to sleep now

Wednesday, October 4

you're going to sleep now

If one day I was to find out that I was dying and only had weeks or months to live. Instead of going out in a debauched blaze of drugs and sex I would gleefully expend my last breath and all my remaining strength to go after these muthafuckers. Yes sir, I sure in the fuck would.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

me too

2:42 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

You know, everyone thinks the Amish are all backwards and shit because they don't have electricity and all that. But I'm here to tell you I wouldn't be surprised if they put a giant Sam's Club economy size can o whoopass on good ol'Fred. That man is seriously, undeniably, clinically fucked up, and now he's messing with people whose kids have been killed by someone equally fucked up. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if the Amish took on all of those inbred psychopaths of Westgate Baptist Church and taught them a little bit about hellfire, brimstone, and the righteous wrath of God.

And brother would I pay to see it. Isn't there an out-of-work mercenary somewhere who'd be willing to take on Fred as a public service? I mean, really.

Reading about this I was especially touched by the spokesman for the Amish families who said that faith and prayer was going to get them through this and that the girls who were killed were in a better place than they were here. I have all the respect in the world for these people; they don't ask for anything but to be left alone. This man didn't have a beef with them particularly.. it was just the closest place he could get to that had a bunch of girls in it. I hope that the next headline with Fred in it is reporting how he's in critical condition following assault and battery by an angry mob, and that the police are really sorry but they didn't see any of the attackers because Westgate's picket signs got in the way.

Can I get an amen?

4:25 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

He's pond scum.

He just can't meet his Maker fast enough to suit me.

Would love to read a transcript of how THAT meeting goes.

The thing is, he's just an attention whore. He agreed not to picket the Amish funerals when a Pennsylvania radio talk show host offered him an hour of air time if he'd stay away from the funerals.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Bella said...

My blood is fucking boiling today with all these religious righteous m effers. I really wish that these people would mysteriously disappear. If I knew I had a short time to live - I think I would be right at your side along with Blue.

6:24 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

I can pick that loser cocksucker off at 400 yards easy. I say we help him meet god so god can tell him how full of shit he really is.

8:13 PM  
Blogger The Beltway B@stard said...

Greg, thanks for that info - that is just fucking outrageous!

I'll give you a hand nightmare.

9:15 PM  
Blogger Steve B said...


I'd help you reload.

8:28 PM  

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