for every stupid action there’s an reaction

When North Korea’s Kim Jong Il suddenly starts acting like someone slapped the taste out of his mouth by suddenly deciding to stop fuckin with nukes and takes his ass back to the bargaining table you know someone got to him.

Like maybe his handlers in China telling him that if he doesn’t stop going against em and being a dick they’ll make his silly ass disappear for good.

So when the Rev. Ted Haggard, who suddenly stepped down as head of the thirty million-member National Association of Evangelicals after shit got out that he’s into man on man sex, and enjoys popping the meth, you know something’s up.

Cause to tell the truth, when was the last time one of these cats just rolled over without putting up a fight? Well it looks like the good Rev has decided to confess that some of the shit’s true. I’m just saying and shit.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"