shooting from the hip
In the battle of wits it’s just me, myself and I against the rest of the world and that’s on a good day. But as an honest, hard working minion, I’m constantly all a-dumbass over the ever growing pussiefication of America.
I live in a country where political correctness is taken to such degrees that it in itself becomes incorrect. Parents are afraid to smack the fuck out of their kids when they fuck up; instead they want em to time-out. Then you got parents who have no business having kids killing the ones they do have.
People are either too scared to tell the truth or too complacent to give a fuck. We got African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Mexican-Americans, and Muslim-Americans. But where are the Americans and since when did muthafuckers decide that America the land of the free is closed for business?
You got multi-millionaires playing a kids game which might be politically correct since they seem to act like spoiled bitches anyway. You got muthafucker’s shooting cops and cops shooting anybody that looks at em wrong. Instead of dad being the hero it’s some baggy pant wearing, no high school having, gold toothed rapper talking about ho’s and big pimping.
The Democrats and Republicans instead of remembering who the fuck they work for only seem to be interested in fuckin us and what they can do for themselves. You got priests fuckin boys, evangelists doing crack whilst getting fucked in the crack and potato chips that give you the shits. Some kind of a common theme huh?
Punk ain’t punk anymore and rap is the new punk and rock is for lovers? Start a small business but goddammit we’re gonna make hard as we can for you to succeed. Don’t smoke here; don’t drink this, take this pill and your long stroke improves and OJ writes a book pretending how he would have done it and we can’t touch this gay stabbie cocksucker?
Every day the government instead of making us the land of the free and the home of the brave instead takes more and more freedoms away from us all. Some days it all makes a cat want to crawl back in bed and pull the covers over his head. What the fuck is going on with the greatest nation in the world?
"and the monkey flipped the switch"
posted by Greg Beck at Friday, November 17, 2006
10 Comments:
Eh, most people are just too stupid to take care of themselves. That's what the democrats are in office for, right?
Not as great as we use to be but hopefully it's not terminal.
That photo just goes to show how bass-ackwards things are. Who ever set the model up for that photo didn't even bother to find out how to hold the damn knitting needles. Something so simple to find out. Lazy ass. No work ethics.
Goddamn, man, will you please run for president?
~JustCara
spyder - not that it really matters, but I'm pretty sure "the model" is Audrey Hepburn.
There was a time when that would have been the same as referring to Madonna as "that woman singing on stage".
I'm just sayin'.
Big man you got it right! I have been preaching this sermon for 15 years now. America needs to have a holocaust to rid the would of lawyers, and politicians.
Ah, the sound of the populace beginning to awaken.
The problem is we've all become to complacent and allowed it to happen. And it will only change when we demand it.
The thing that scares me most is the masses who still don't get it, or care. This bus may go over the cliff before someone grabs the steering wheel.
Truly a sad state of affairs.
I honestly believe not being able to smack the shit out of kids when they need it leads to the other problems mentioned here (overall pussification)
Of course, I am slightly intoxicated at the moment.
But there has to be a little causation there, right?
Actually, there are many different regional styles of knitting and ways of holding knitting needles (even holding the right hand needle under the arm, or looping the yarn over one's neck and holding tension with the thumb) and in fact, the way she's holding the knitting needles is perfectly correct.
I'm just sayin.
XO- I didn't even look at her face. I believe you're right. Didn't notice the cat till just now also.
Satyavati-In all the 25 years of knitting, Continental & English style, all the Knitting Guilds that I have belonged to, all the knitting books I have read, I have never seen actual knitting done holding the needles this way. Except once on a TV commercial where they were suppose to be quilting the toilet tissue and they were holding knitting needles this way. They must have gotten calls on that error because they corrected their mistake.
I'm just sayin'.
All this talk about knitting needles and now I've completely forgot what the hell Greg wrote. Now I want to learn how to knit dammit!
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