shooting from the hip
In the battle of wits it’s just me, myself and I against the rest of the world and that’s on a good day. But as an honest, hard working minion, I’m constantly all a-dumbass over the ever growing pussiefication of America.
I live in a country where political correctness is taken to such degrees that it in itself becomes incorrect. Parents are afraid to smack the fuck out of their kids when they fuck up; instead they want em to time-out. Then you got parents who have no business having kids killing the ones they do have.
People are either too scared to tell the truth or too complacent to give a fuck. We got African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Mexican-Americans, and Muslim-Americans. But where are the Americans and since when did muthafuckers decide that America the land of the free is closed for business?
You got multi-millionaires playing a kids game which might be politically correct since they seem to act like spoiled bitches anyway. You got muthafucker’s shooting cops and cops shooting anybody that looks at em wrong. Instead of dad being the hero it’s some baggy pant wearing, no high school having, gold toothed rapper talking about ho’s and big pimping.
The Democrats and Republicans instead of remembering who the fuck they work for only seem to be interested in fuckin us and what they can do for themselves. You got priests fuckin boys, evangelists doing crack whilst getting fucked in the crack and potato chips that give you the shits. Some kind of a common theme huh?
Punk ain’t punk anymore and rap is the new punk and rock is for lovers? Start a small business but goddammit we’re gonna make hard as we can for you to succeed. Don’t smoke here; don’t drink this, take this pill and your long stroke improves and OJ writes a book pretending how he would have done it and we can’t touch this gay stabbie cocksucker?
Every day the government instead of making us the land of the free and the home of the brave instead takes more and more freedoms away from us all. Some days it all makes a cat want to crawl back in bed and pull the covers over his head. What the fuck is going on with the greatest nation in the world?
"and the monkey flipped the switch"