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I don’t usually talk much about local goings on in the news because Tony over at “Tony’s Kansas City” does it so much better then I ever could. But last night after work I was sitting on the couch and I heard what to me had to be the craziest shit on the TV.
From what I coould gather a local “republican-led legislative panel claims in a new report on illegal immigration that abortion is partly to blame because it is causing a shortage of American workers”? So I’m hearing this and thinking where in the fuck is the correlation between abortion and illegal immigrants?
What these crazy bastards are saying is that since the early seventies here in Missouri there have been around eighty-thousand abortions. And that if these unwanted muthafuckers had been allowed to come to full term, by now they’d be productive members of the local workforce and shit.
But instead with “them” not being here there is a huge void in the local workforce which of course has to be filled by someone which happens to be Mexican immigrants. Now I’m no fuckin rocket scientist but huh?
And before some of you muthafuckers get all worked up, and you know who you are. This ain’t about the abortion issue and shit or little gay Poncho working at the dry cleaners. I just see this as a bunch of crazy cocksuckers reaching, and when I say reaching I mean really fuckin reaching way the fuck out for any answers no matter how crazy that fits their agenda.
Trust me, given enough time these will be the same muthafuckers who’ll find a way to blame global warming on black folk due to our dark skin fuckin absorbing the sun’s rays. But all kidding aside, remember this is the same part of the country where a man who was attempting to kidnap another man due to a stupid argument over cheap stereo speakers got shot.
Yeah according to my many inside sources this loopy cocksucker was holding a gun on the cat he was kidnapping when he decided to tuck the gun away in the waistband of his pants. In doing so he caused the gun to fire, thus shooting himself in the balls and when he bent over in pain to grab himself the gun went off again shooting him in the leg. If there was ever a cause for retroactive abortion this would be it.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"