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Wednesday, November 15

tag you're it

I don’t usually talk much about local goings on in the news because Tony over at “Tony’s Kansas City” does it so much better then I ever could. But last night after work I was sitting on the couch and I heard what to me had to be the craziest shit on the TV.

From what I coould gather a local “republican-led legislative panel claims in a new report on illegal immigration that abortion is partly to blame because it is causing a shortage of American workers”? So I’m hearing this and thinking where in the fuck is the correlation between abortion and illegal immigrants?

What these crazy bastards are saying is that since the early seventies here in Missouri there have been around eighty-thousand abortions. And that if these unwanted muthafuckers had been allowed to come to full term, by now they’d be productive members of the local workforce and shit.

But instead with “them” not being here there is a huge void in the local workforce which of course has to be filled by someone which happens to be Mexican immigrants. Now I’m no fuckin rocket scientist but huh?

And before some of you muthafuckers get all worked up, and you know who you are. This ain’t about the abortion issue and shit or little gay Poncho working at the dry cleaners. I just see this as a bunch of crazy cocksuckers reaching, and when I say reaching I mean really fuckin reaching way the fuck out for any answers no matter how crazy that fits their agenda.

Trust me, given enough time these will be the same muthafuckers who’ll find a way to blame global warming on black folk due to our dark skin fuckin absorbing the sun’s rays. But all kidding aside, remember this is the same part of the country where a man who was attempting to kidnap another man due to a stupid argument over cheap stereo speakers got shot.

Yeah according to my many inside sources this loopy cocksucker was holding a gun on the cat he was kidnapping when he decided to tuck the gun away in the waistband of his pants. In doing so he caused the gun to fire, thus shooting himself in the balls and when he bent over in pain to grab himself the gun went off again shooting him in the leg. If there was ever a cause for retroactive abortion this would be it.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger aus blog said...

Greg, your right, they are grasping at straws using the illegal immigration line.

Here is a line from an athiest for you to concider-

If conception is NOT when life begins,and a clump of cells is just that and not a living human being.
Then at least concider this-

Soon after you were conceived you were no more than a clump of cells.
This clump of cells was you at your earliest stage, you had plenty of growing to do but this clump of cells was you none the less. Think about it.
Aren't you glad you were left unhindered to develope further.
Safe inside your mother until you were born.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

With all that is fucked up in the world those ass hats will come up with a cheesy scenerio like that to try to prove their point.

I am starting to like the idea of retroactive abortion.

11:29 AM  
Blogger PGP said...

C'mon Greg..... You know damned well that everything is us WHITE Middle Aged guys FAULT!

11:45 AM  
Blogger aus blog said...

World estimations of the number of terminations carried out each year is somewhere between 20 and 88 million.

3,500 per day / 1.3 million per year in America alone.

50% of that 1.3 million claimed failed birth control was to blame.

A further 48% had failed to use any birth control at all.

And 2% had medical reasons.

That means a stagering 98% may have been avoided had an effective birth control been used.

People have to stop using abortion as birth control.

I'd like to see effective birth control made available to all who can't afford it.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Bella said...

There's scary, and then stupid scary.

That is some fucked up ass shit. I swear some of these people were plopped here by aliens.

I heard about that story too; where the guy shot himself twice. Karma's a bitch, man. She shouldn't be messed with.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

aus blog - "This clump of cells was you at your earliest stage, you had plenty of growing to do but this clump of cells was you none the less"

Nope. That wasn't ME. It was just a clump of fucking cells.

ME is who I grew up to be. That could have happened from ANY clump of cells. Didn't have to be THAT clump of cells.

ME is the culmination of everything I have ever experienced, how I reacted to those experiences, everyone who has ever loved me, how they expressed that love, everything I know, everything I've learned and everything I believe to be true.

That's what makes ME, ME.

When you can point to a blastocyst and show me exactly where that "soul" resides (and prove it), I might give you five minutes of my attention.

Until then, don't waste my time.

You will never convince me that a woman doesn't have the right to control what goes on with her own body.

Flip it around.

Suppose men could get pregnant.

Suppose YOU could get pregnant.

Let's say, just for the sake of argument, you're in the county lock-up on a twenty hour hold for a DUI after a few too many Foster's and some rural fucktard mistakes you for one of his sheep or a randy roo.

All of a sudden, YOU're pregnant.

All that's in YOU is a little blastocyst. A clump of undifferentiated cells 100 times smaller than a pinhead. An embryo.

Do you really want a bunch of "other people" who don't even know you declaring that the "life" in side of you is "sacred" and cannot be destroyed?

That you must carry that painful, shameful, ass-rape-baby to term no matter what? No choice. No options.

Just think about that. Please.

Would you really wish that on anyone, under any circumstances?

11:04 PM  
Blogger aus blog said...


I'm 98% pro-life and 2% Pro-choice, though the 2% didn't come easy.

Australia (with a population of 20 million) terminated over 100 thousand young people last year. I've done the figures and Australia do more per head.

Abortion has got to be by far the Mother of all holocausts, the most extensive crime against humanity the world has ever seen.

Though it pains me to say it, there may always be a need for the 2% medical reasons and such, but that's all.

So how do we get the other 98% to be responsible...................

How do we get them to be honest with themselves, about when life begins.

egg+sperm = human being

Sadly many prefer to have an occasional abortion over using birth control, they have all kinds of reasons, each of them selfish.

Then there's the christian impossition,(all a bit talibanish), and their men in high places.(church and state should never entwine) their stance against b/c has only added to the numbers.

Sanity must provale, abortions should remain available and safe to the 2% and the rest need to have a good look at themselves and get their act together.

People have to stop using abortion as birth control.

I'd like to see effective birth control made available to all who can't afford it.

Your a funny bastard, you crack me up.

12:17 AM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

This isn't any different than liberals saying that the lower crime rates are attributable to abortion because all of those would-be criminals didn't get born.

Abortion = illegals
Abortion = lower crime rate

Abortions have taken out more blacks than any other cause.

Just something to consider...

10:04 AM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Me though, I don't care about the side effects of abortion, just the end result.

Abortion still = murder; black or white.

10:06 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

..I'm sorry, have we liberals attributed lower crime rates to abortion? I must have missed that.

On the whole, I don't approve of abortion. However, there are some important caveats here.

One: I'd like to see all the rabid pro-lifers lining up to take into their homes the AIDS babies, crackhead babies, developmentally disabled, incest babies and physically handicapped babies (as well as the healthy ones, not JUST the healthy ones). Many women who choose to have abortions can't afford to give their children a decent life. They end up living in poverty, in ghettos, in bad situations that expose them to a much higher risk of joblessness, crime, welfare, drug use and further irresponsible sexual activity.

Two: I'm not sure that any male or any person who has not experienced sexual assault or rape can put themselves in the position of someone who has, nor do I believe they have any right to judge someone who has. Just try to imagine the trauma you already have to live with multiplied a hundred or a million times. This isn't even addressing girls pregnant as a result of incest... imagine walking around your house and going to school pregnant and having to live with the family member responsible, while everyone believes it's someone else and you're just a slut?

It's very easy to sit on a pedestal and talk about abortion as murder. It IS murder; so are the millions of animals slaughtered needlessly every day so you can feed your face. I can't even come up with an argument to support killing animals; the human body doesn't *require* animal food to survive and there is more than ample supply (outside of the third world) of non-animal food to feed everyone. There's two reasons that people eat dead animals; one, they feel as if they're superior to them (and therefore somehow authorized to breed them and keep them under conditions of torture until they bleed them to death, as in the case of veal, or until they just flat out kill them or they die of exhaustion), and two, because they're selfish and greedy.

I can understand why a woman would choose to have an abortion. In those cases above, I can't even find an argument against her. It's true that birth control should be readily available, inexpensive, and safe. It's also true that many people choose to have abortions recklessly or lightly. I've known women who have had multiple abortions, and I don't understand their mentality, either.

But to draw distinctions between one kind of murder and another is illogical and irrational. It's a symptom of a bigger issue; that we have no compassion or concern for those who cannot speak or protest, and until we learn to use our power as the (currently)dominant species on the planet properly and with an attitude of responsibility and respect towards all the beings who live on it, there's no way we will ever advance as a civilization.

1:17 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

And let me say this, to the you, Conservative:

You don't care about the side effects of abortion.

Do you care about the side effects of sexual assault, of rape, of molestation, of having to live with guilt, of feeling filthy, of being told that the horror you experienced was your own fault and that you somehow deserved it?

Do you give a shit for the women who live with nightmares and who flinch if you move too fast around them?

Do you have any concern at all for the girls who grow up unable to have a normal relationship with a man because of things they experienced as children or teenagers?

Does it matter to you that any of these 'side effects' occur?

You have no concept, nor can you have any concept. *YOU* live with these things inside you, *YOU* spend a lifetime trying to deal with them and overcome them, *YOU* contend with the anger, *YOU* lay in bed at night blaming yourself for everything you went through, and *THEN* you come to me and you tell me you still don't care about side effects.

I don't like to cuss and I don't do it often, but you know, fuck you. Really, and I mean it. Fuck you for thinking you know what it is to be a woman and for thinking that you have any right to tell her what to do.

1:31 PM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'm sorry, have we liberals attributed lower crime rates to abortion? I must have missed that.

You obviously didn't look very hard, then.

Does Abortion Lower Crime Rates?


Did Legalized Abortion
Lower Crime?

Say what you will.
I still think it is killing a person. You know, violating their civil rights and all, much less the moral or karmic implications.
Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't think I am.
And spare me the better dead than poor and/or unloved.
I'd take the poor and unloved, given the chance.
Should we kill the lonely homeless perhaps?

And I don't care about rape and assault? Wow. That is quite a leap there. Your calm reasoned arguments are quite compelling.

Feel free to cuss me some more now.
Just because I value what I consider to be a life doesn't make me a Nazi or a (insert in hep moonbat term here).

BTW, I used to be pro-choice.

7:04 PM  
Blogger hip critic said...


The working class hispanic illegals will be the saving grace of our "about to be broke" social security system and are allowed here for that reason and no other.

As for abortion.......lucky little fetus mother fuckers. I'd drink the Kool-Aid my damn self if my beliefs didn't dictate otherwise.

12:38 PM  

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