Best quote from a superhero movieI rented the new Superman this weekend and I thought it was pretty good. I liked the cat that played Superman and all the actors played their prospective roles very well I thought. The only down part of the movie was when Lex luthor had Lois Lane locked up in the yacht along with her son.
“I want to be a super-villain, a super-villain that rapes animals"
The superhero Amok from the movie “The Specials”
One of his minions was hanging out with her five-year old kid who’s sitting at this giant-assed baby grand piano. So the minion was getting ready to kill Lois and shit due to her fuckin around over in the corner instead of sitting still. And suddenly you hear a loud noise and this muthafuckers got a baby grand piano all over him.
Now a muthafucker would think that Superman showed up in the nick of time saving Lois like he always does. But the only cat standing there is the fuckin kid who I want to add is asthmatic and shit.
I’m sitting there on the couch with my fuckin jaw hanging open thinking….the kid threw the fuckin piano? What the fuck is up with the kid throwing the piano? Then it hit me that the kid isn’t the kid of the cat who’s fuckin Lois but Superman’s?
What kind of jumping the shark bullshit is this? Superman isn’t supposed to have kids, for one thing hasn’t none of the muthafuckers that made the fuckin movie ever seen Superman? He’s from another world and shit and since when can an alien from another world fuck some chick from earth and knock her up?
And to farther impress my point, how the fuck is the seed of Superman’s loins gonna be goddamned asthmatic and shit? Not that I’m bagging on muthafuckers with asthma but can somebody please explain that muthafucker to me cause I wanna fuckin know.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"