sweatin the small stuff

A girl with a bush in Hollywood must be harder to find than a hairless spot on Robin Williams' back

This great quote is from my pal Brynne who was talking about the newest fad in Hollywood which seems to be showing off the meat wallet in public. And can I just say how fuckin odd I find this kind of behavior in Hollywood.

I mean really, I don’t know how it is where you cats live but around these here parts if the girls next door acted like Lindsey Lohan or Brittany or Paris, we’d simply call em whores. But when it happens in Hollywood it’s called extravagant behavior.

Just in a short time we’ve seen Brittany’s hairless cock socket, Lindsey’s hairless little plum sucker, and Paris’s nasty hairless little lint grabber. And don’t get me wrong because I like looking at the pussy as much as the next guy but not every woman needs to be showing her shit to the whole world. And I think you know what I be saying when I say that not every women needs to be shaved cause it ain’t all porn pussy. I’m just sayin.

It’s like if I had a publicist and she told me that I could keep my face in the public eye by showing off my balls. First off you don’t need to see my balls; as a matter of fact I try as much as possible not to look at my balls. So to think that I would strategically position my balls to fall out in front of a bunch of muthafuckers with cameras is crazy. Think of the children for god’s sake.

So with that being said let’s move on to young Hollywood’s current theme of not wearing panties. I’ve never lived in Hollywood but I’ve lived with strippers over the years and I gotta say that these chicks weren’t real hot with the wearing of the panties. But considering what they did for a living panties could be considered an occupational hazard.

Not the case with these whores up in Hollywood. Especially Brittney who just popped out a baby, is that right? Fuck if I was a club owner and these bitches were sitting on my couches, I’d have the bouncers make em get off. Anyway I wish they would stop whatever the fuck it is they think they’re trying to accomplish.


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