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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: another good reason to stay in school

Monday, January 22

another good reason to stay in school

You pick up the paper or turn on the TV and what’s the first thing a muthafucker might see? Some story about cops pulling a car over for either speeding or driving erratically and finding out that the fuckin car’s full of drugs and other nefarious shit.

I only bring this up because you’d think that if a cat was gonna transport drugs and shit in their car that they’d at least obey the fuckin rules of the road and shit so as not to attract unwanted attention. It just goes to show that most of your run of the mill crooks ain’t that smart.

As a matter of fact some of em are for a lack of a better term, kind’a goddamned stupid. Take for example this cat that got himself shot the fuck up by a homeowner in Texas. First thing we take notice of is that it’s fuckin Texas. Need I say more?

Secondly, ole action Jackson had to walk past two bigass signs posted outside of the house. The first one saying, "Warning, nothing inside is worth risking your life for. Owners of this property are highly skilled to protect life, liberty and property from criminal attacks".

See, that’s when I would’a stopped to rethink some shit. Ok, giving the crook some credit for having balls, he ignores that sign and keeps going until he bumps into the second sign that says. "No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

Now it’s at this point where I would have turned the fuck around and gone and found myself an easier mark. But instead of doing the obvious this cat’s standing there going “n……o……no, tres…….pas……pass……no trespassing……o……noworlaters”? Fuck I wish I learned how to read……..

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


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