sweatin the small stuff.....part one
From the “beat you like you owe me money” department…………….
Comes a story straight out of what has to be the oddest state in the fuckin union, California. The state Legislature wants to install a bill that makes it a crime to spank your child. We’re not talking about muthafuckers beating a kid down or abusing em and shit, but the simple act of smacking a kid if one feels the need to make em act right.
Since lawmakers can’t think of any reason to spank a kid that young the proposed law is mainly aimed at kids three years-old and younger. And before I throw in my two-cents, according to my many inside sources, in the global community this isn’t as odd as it sounds, because more than ten European countries already have this type of law in effect with Sweden having enacted this type of law as early as 1979. But then again it’s also legal to have sex with animals in Sweden.
The bill, which is still being drafted, will prohibit ``any striking of a child, any corporal punishment, smacking, hitting, punching, any of that.'' Muthafuckers in the legislature want to make spanking a kid a misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail or a fine up to $1,000, although a legal expert advising them on the proposal said first-time offenders would probably only have to attend parenting classes.
Now with all that being said here’s my personal take on all this shit keeping in mind that I can only relate to my personal experiences. I don’t think there’s a goddamned thing wrong with disciplining a child by spanking their asses if need be.
By my age I’m clearly defined as what a muthafucker would call the “baby-boomer” generation. Both my parents worked and provided a great home for me and my siblings. I was raised in a neighborhood where all the parents worked and where the kids ran from house to house.
.....since I seemed to be getting all long winded and shit, I broke this post up into two part. Please page down for the second part.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"