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Tuesday, February 13

narrow minded fucks

I’ve always dug the Dixie Chicks so the other night I found myself smiling as the Dixie Chicks won Grammy after Grammy. They sing like muthafuckers plus play their own instruments which appeals to me no matter the music.

So with that being said I’ve never fully understood the whole deal with “country music” kicking them to the curb and boycotting their music. What the fuck did they do that was so fuckin wrong? They bashed Bush, so fuckin what.

So has a thousand other muthafuckers. The only difference is that the Dixie Chicks did it whilst on stage and overseas and shit. And once they did it, they refused to kowtow and apologize like little slapped bitches.

Suddenly “country music” is accusing them of being anti-war, anti-American and refusing to play Dixie Chicks music on their radio stations. Country Music is saying that the Grammy’s are out of touch because the Chicks aren’t even near the top of any country billboard charts.

Well if you were to ask me I’d be the first to say that “country music” is some whiny cocksuckers and they’re the ones out of touch. First off for a musical genre that considers itself the last bastion of the Red White & Blue and the outlaw come get some spirit, country music doesn’t seem to get it.

All you cowboy hat wearing, Ford and Chevy truck driving, Busch beer drinking, pry my gun from my cold dead hands muthafuckers are always singing and harping about the great American way and speaking your mind and no one tells us what to do.

But when one of your own decided that they didn’t like the way the breeze smelled and called bullshit for what it was. You got all bent out of shape like some Kansas City faggot on a Saturday night.

And instead of patting the Dixie Chicks on the back for speaking their mind and supporting them as your own, country music turned their back on the girls calling em traitors and anti-American.

All they did was do the one thing this country has always stood for. They spoke their minds like true Americans. It’s just too bad that country music is too narrow minded to see it. Come on over to the rock side girls, we’d love to have you.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

well shit fire and save the matches! i aint a country music kinda girl but the chicks get points from me anyday for speaking their minds...
-- so says the sister

11:59 AM  
Blogger PGP said...

So just how does that justify them getting the 5 awards they got the other night?
IMO - it does not! The awards they got which were supposed to be for the quality of their music were just a consolation prize for getting slapped around earlier. Both are political Bullshit!

1:37 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Amen! You know the rednecks that are around me day to day will talk about being independent, living free, and speaking your own mine.

But step out of line from the dogmatic thought and your ass is all wrong.

That is the whole freedom for thee and not for me bullshit I see from all parts of the political spectrum.

Some of those fuckers around here who spout out against the Dixie Chicks and how we should nuke the Middle East are the biggest bunch of pussies I have ever seen.

1:40 PM  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

My bitch ain't with them or anyone else speaking their mind.

My bitch is with someone spouting their opinion about when I have paid my money to watch them do what they were paid to do.

ANY entertainer. Musician, actor or otherwise.
Besides, 90% of them don't know shit anyway. For some reason though, they think that because they're famous, they're also intelligent.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Spyder said...

If the Chicks had made a crappy album they never would have received the awards. I believe they deserved all 5. If you don't think they should be able to say what ever the Hell they want then don't go to their concerts or buy their music. Those of us who love their music will.

Seems to me that some men are afraid of/dislike strong outspoken women. Thank God my hubby is a strong man.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:09 PM  
Blogger The Platypus said...

If the DChicks were an alternative, or whatever the hell is opposite of C&W, band and they came out in support of Bush the response would've been the same. Conservative views are expected in Nashville just as liberal ones are in Hollywood. No matter, as it looks like they turned it around and found a new audience more receptive to their politics.

Me? I didn't listen to them before and I'm not listening now. I've nothing against country music, except maybe when it sucks.

9:41 AM  

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