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I’m so fuckin excited cause my new toy arrives in the mail today. I have decided that since my computer is now more then capable I’m gonna learn how to fly.

So the other day I downloaded this really fuckin cool flight simulator I saw on the history channel and today my badass joystick comes in. I’m gonna get a helmet and goggles and mark my ass off. I can’t wait to try all this shit out.

I’m gonna fly and dogfight and bomb and strafe muthafuckers till the cows come home.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"