Yesterday afternoon I’m walking into the lobby of this medical building to make good on a doctor’s appointment. I’m moving real slow because walking in front of me is this really old woman and her equally old ass son.
The old woman’s all bent over holding on to her cane and the arm of her son just shuffling along. She’s talking to her son and I couldn’t help but listen in, and her conversation went something like this.
“You know that model woman that just passed? Sally was telling me that she heard on the TV that her titties were so big that they caused her pain.” “My titties hurt sometime but that’s because when I take my clothes off they tend to hang really low”
"and the monkey flipped the switch"