small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sweatin the small stuff

Friday, March 30

sweatin the small stuff

From the “pssst, is that a camel-toe on old Jimmy there?” department………………

I’m always in constant amazement due to the “what the fuck were they thinking” factor. You know, when people pull shit out’a their asses so amazing that it just fucks me up. I can’t really call it stupidity so maybe ignorant covers it better.

But I do know that whatever the fuck it is, it covers all social, racial, economic and sexual boundaries. Take for example this forty-two year old cat down in Tennessee who was charged with molesting this teenager.

What the cat did was talk this teenage chick into letting him go down on her. You know, eat her out, lick her snatch, visit the Y. Anyway he must have done some kind of bang-up job eating that pussy cause she fell all head over heels in love with the guy.

But of course as things go the cat got narked out and was sent to county jail until his court date. And it was whilst he was cooling his heels in jail that shit just got odd.

According to my many unknown sources, about ten days had passed and ole pussy eater was taking a shower. He dropped the soap and bent over to pick it up and that’s when someone noticed that instead of a swinging six, somebody had a pussy.

Yeah, the guy turned out to be a chick. A really really really ugly chick as you can tell from the above picture. Of course once it was found that she had a yammer, she was moved quicker then shit to female isolation.

Everybody was shocked including his fifteen year-old victim who thought she was a man. The arresting officers who searched her thought she was a man and the other prisoners who much to their chagrin thought she was a man. And speaking of that, how much of a fuckin tough cracker lesbian to you have to be to be able to fake out a roomful of hard-up felons?

According to my many inside sources, after shit was all said and done, one charge was dismissed, and she pleaded guilty to felony statutory rape. She received a two year prison sentence; all of it suspended, and will be put on unsupervised probation for six years.

She also has to register as a sex offender plus change her driver's license so that it lists her as a female, not a male.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Jazo said...

damn that is one ugly wo-man

2:59 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

That's not what lesbians look like on the planet where I live.


5:38 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Good God!

Good God!

Good freeekin God!

7:23 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Sweet Baby Jesus! And I like Lesbians. But not like that. Oh my!

9:52 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

Well shit..
none a MY girlfriends was ever that ugly....

9:58 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

WTF? That woman is uglier than most men.

1:08 PM  
Blogger GalacticallyStupid said...

Ummm...WTF...I'd hit it...

5:23 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home