wind beneath my wings
“An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested Monday after he allegedly touched a female passenger as she tried to sleep and ejaculated on her.”
Planes, ejaculation and chicks? Oh yeah, let’s talk about this one for a while. According to my many inside sources, this chick was on a red-eye out of Seattle heading over to Minneapolis-St. Paul International.
She was in her seat trying to sleep when she felt this cat sit in the seat next to her. She goes on to say that the next thing she knows is that this muthafucker is spooning up against her.
And at the same time she feels her shirt moving which is followed by what she describes as additional touching. Then the cat gets up and moves to another part of the plane. So the chick goes to readjust her shirt and shit only to discover that the muthafucker had jacked off.
Not only on her side and back but ole Johnny Wadd here hit the seat pretty good along with her clothes. This is when she got hold of the flight attendants and shit and told em what had just happened.
Now I’m just saying that if I was sitting in my plane seat and some cat tried to spoon up against me, I think I’d have stopped that muthafucker in mid-spoon. I know that if he started pulling my fuckin shirt up and shit, I just wouldn’t sit there like the proverbial bump on a log.
And I goddamned know that if someone started beating their meat against my ass I don’t think I’d be polite enough to let em finish. All I’m saying and shit is that in my mind someone took their sweet time about calling for help.
It’s not like the chick was all alone in the alley if you know what I be saying.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"