Just thought I’d share a few things bouncing around in my head this morning.
Me and some of my many unknown sources were talking about the FCC who are urging the all the bobble heads in Washington to restrict the amount of violence on the fuckin TV.
They want regulations that would restrict all violent programming to late evening. And I quote;
“Clearly, steps should be taken to protect children from excessively violent programming. Some might say such action is long overdue. Parents need more tools to protect children from excessively violent programming.”
Hmmmm, I don’t know about you but to me this reeks of bullshit.
Parents don’t need more tools, they just need to step up and act like parents. I hear parents or kids all the time say shit like “my father is my best friend. My child is my best friend”.
Well when I was coming up and my old man said step off from the fuckin TV; believe me I knew that this wasn’t my “best friend” asking me.
It was my father telling me to turn that muthafucker off and if I took a second longer then he thought was fit, my ass would get handed to me on the end of his fuckin Broughams.
Fuck, every muthafucker that has cable has the ability to lock out certain channels. The majority of newer TV’s come with the programmable V-Chip to also lock out shit that you don’t want your kids to see. Even the fuckin DVD’s now have the “pussy” option that cuts out some of bad language and violence.
More help my ass?
What parents need is to stop being pussies and learn to tell their inbred little bastards no. And if no isn’t good enough, back it up with the back of their hand.
And if that isn’t good enough take the fuckin TV away. Because if I’m paying out the ass for cable TV, I don’t want Washington telling me what I can or when I can watch shit.
Don’t deny me my shit because parents can’t control their little bed-wetter’s. And don’t fuck with my shit simply because grown ass muthafuckers can’t put his house in order.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"