I don’t know, but this weekend when I heard that Jesse Jackson and “cough” Rev. Al Sharpton were getting bombs threats and the caller claimed to be Don Imus, I couldn’t help but laughing.
“hello, yes this is Jesse Jackson”.
Voice on the phone; “do you have any Johnny Walker in the bottle”?
Jessie; ‘Why yes, yes I do”.
Voice on the phone; “well don’t you think you aught’a let him out”?
Jessie; “Don, Don is this you fuckin around on the phone”?
Voice on the phone; “…………no………..”.
Voice on the phone; “there’s a bomb under the shitter…..no, it’s under your bed”.
Jesse; “dammit Don, stop calling me on my muthafuckin cell phone before seven, my fuckin bill’s high enough as it is”.
Voice on the phone; “Sorry, I’ll call back tonight”.
Voice on phone; “real quick, you got Al’s number handy”?
"and the monkey flipped the switch"