The lovely woman pictured in this post goes by the name of Ava Devine and she happens to be my favorite porn actress.
She can’t do dialogue for shit nor act her way out of a wet paper sack. But you’d have to look far and wide to find a another person who exhibits more enthusiasm for his or her chosen craft.
Plus she has the rare ability of being able to sweat on command.
I admire her greatly and I’m thinking if she has a fan club that I should join it. Or at least become her friend on Myspace.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"