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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: denied

Wednesday, May 9


I’ve never heard of, or met this cat before today, but Jeff Ruby down in Louisville, Kentucky just became my personal fuckin hero for the day.

See ole Jeffry owns a string of high-end steakhouses and he happened to be hanging out in the one in Louisville when who comes in for dinner but that cocksucker O.J. Simpson.

This choppy choppy muthafucker was in town for the Kentucky Derby and I guess got the urge to slice on a steak for a while. Well with people being who they are some folks got all excited that O.J. the murderer was in the house and was treating him like a rock star and shit.

Ole Jeff saw all this going on and decided he wasn’t down with having Simpson’s murdering ass in his restaurant and told him to hit the skids cause he wasn’t serving him.

According to my many inside sources, Simpson got the fuck up along with the assholes that came with em and quietly left.

“It was the first time since 1994 he has ever shown any class. He showed it that night in the restaurant by leaving quietly”. Jeff Ruby said after Simpson left to the applause of many of the patrons.

Jeff said he has received about 100 positive e-mails since the incident. The walls of Ruby’s restaurants are decorated with celebrity photos.

A photo of Simpson and Ruby used to be on display, but Ruby said he took it the fuck down after the killings.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous alaska kim said...

Yeah, and Simpson's attorney said Simpson was asked to leave because of his "race."

Bullshit. The restaurant owner just didn't want him in there.

11:11 AM  
Blogger PGP said...

I saw that on the late news and had a feeling there would be lawsuits to follow!
I hope the Juice goes broke losing this one!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"and the monkey flipped the switch"
I found that to be very racially motivated comment.

2:27 PM  
Blogger Bryan. said...

hahahha...well, that was an interesting view. i'll be coming back for more in the future...crime scene blog linked me. my thoughts exactly by the way.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous blondie2hot7 said...

I hope O.J. loses his tail too, he deserves to be in prison, thats where he belongs. Not in some high dollar steak house, looking for a lawsuit

5:38 PM  
Blogger Spyder said...

Even tho I'm a vegetarian I would go to this steak restaurant because of what they did.

11:23 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Spyder ..... Cool!

5:28 PM  

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