I understand why news sites online want muthafuckers to register and log on and shit. It’s so they can track their readership and spam the fuck out of em with mailers and ads and all that other nefarious shit.
Which is fine, but on the same hand these same news organizations should stop all the bitching when they discover that their readership has fallen off a bit.
Because the way I’m thinking what fuckin good does it do to announce late breaking news if muthafuckers have to log on or register to read the muthafucker? I’m not taking the time to do all that shit.
I’ll just find the shit somewhere else to read. So fuck all that registering and logging on bullshit.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"