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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: a very special sweatin the small stuff

Friday, May 18

a very special sweatin the small stuff




After much deep thought I have formulated a plan to save mankind.

So I humbly submit this as a simple solution for world peace. You can all thank me later.

I get this feeling that’s almost religiously therapeutic when I watch “girls jumping on trampolines”.

It’s almost karmedic in its soothing qualities, and does it not seem so natural to see women in this unique state of weightlessness?

This would make a for a great 24 hour channel, women from the world over could send in their tapes. And then we’d get to vote online for our favorites, then those would get professionally redone then put on the TV for our viewing pleasure.

Wars would stop, men and women would gather together in peace and understanding to view this wholesome goodness. There would be no fighting, no acts of wonton greed, no angry thoughts at all, just a child’s wonderment as the girls jump up and down, giggling as they are given to do.

People the world over would become as brother’s and sisters, perhaps sitting down over a cold drink to discuss not the virtues of politics, or whose religions benefited whom better, but to lift a glass in a heartfelt toast to the innate flexibility of a young woman jumping up and down wearing perhaps a sundress and undergarments of the purest white.

And when people do gather in anger and disagreement, as they are given to do, all it’ll take would be the sight of a curvaceous young woman jumping on a trampoline to make them forget their petty arguments.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"

6 Comments:

Anonymous Mentalacrobatics said...

I'm converted to your plan. Print t shirts so we can take your idea to the masses.

9:21 AM  
Blogger Spyder said...

All would be well until some gal in a burka got all tangled up & falls off the trampoline & hurts herself.

12:48 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Did you never see "The Man Show" produced by Jimmy Kimmel?
Link Here

4:27 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

Bouncy bouncy!

6:10 PM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

Yea!!! while were all watching them jumping up and down. Women will gather and dominate our asses and inherit the earth. You forgot to look at this with a womans point of view.

I'll be over here getting a sex change to save my ass....LOL....Evermore

3:00 PM  
Blogger Assrot said...

Uhm! Uhm! Uhm! Black chicks with whomongous titties make my heart flutter. I'd like to see the girl in the picture on a trampoline naked. Whoooowwweeee!

7:36 PM  

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