sweatin the small stuff
From the “when you know the time is right” department…………..
Comes word that a study involving more then sixty years of intense research has ended.
Yes, after decades of research and study, countless hours of intense scrutiny, scientists have concluded that when it comes to penises, length matters more to men than to women.
Yeah, it seems that when it comes to that complex creature that we call woman, it really boils down to it not being the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.
Actually the study says that about ninety percent of women actually prefer a wide penis to a long one. While eighty-five percent of women reported being satisfied with their partner’s penis size, compared to only fifty-fifty percent for men.
Now I can understand where this study comes from because for years next to my bed I used to have a plaque inscribed with the words “the myth stops here”.
And let me go on to say that it took me many, many years to actually get comfortable with my dick and even today in my late forties, me and my dick still have to hug it out.
Well actually we hug it out quite a bit. Ok, maybe more then quite a bit if there is such a thing but that’s fodder for another post.
To tell you the truth the study only confirms what I’ve always known. That “real women” love the cock.
Meaning that for most parts a cock is a cock is a cock, and the man behind the cock is what really matters.
And that makes me feel better knowing that next time I drop trou and expose to all the magic show that is big willie and the twins, she’s actually laughing with me and not at me?
"and the monkey flipped the switch"