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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: The devils in the details

Monday, July 9

The devils in the details



Now this is fuckin funny.

James Hetfield the front man for Metallica was detained for a bit when he landed in London to play a couple of shows, one of them being the fuckin Live Earth show at Wembley stadium.

Airport security barred him from entering the airport.

He was stopped and questioned by airport security who thought because of the way he looked that he might have ties to the stinkin terrorist plus with his beard he resembled the Taliban?

According to my many inside sources, James at first showed them all his tattoos, then asked the crack security team had they ever heard of a little band from America called METALLICA!

Only after pulling out his inner rock star and threatening to eat their young, summon Satan’s spawn and engage in sex with their dead mothers, did British security finally realize their mistake and let James go about his business.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

3 Comments:

Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

I had a good chuckle about this too.

Can't remember the last time I saw a Taliban terrorist with his arms sleeved in tatoos.

6:31 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I love me some Metallica!

4:17 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

That Celtic green eyed redish beard kind of Islamic nut job is just so common!

7:34 PM  

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