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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: just rewards

Wednesday, July 18

just rewards



If there’s one thing that me and the many inside sources share in common is that we can’t stand a stupid muthafucker.

Don’t get me wrong; we’ll work with you all day long if you’re dumb because at least if you’re dumb, you’re still capable of learning some shit.

But like the man once said, “stupid is as stupid does” and we don’t have the time or the inclination to deal with your sorry stupid backwoods asses.

Take for example this stupid fuckard up in Alaska the other day who got into a fight.

He’s in his car sitting outside a Papa John’s pizza when this truck pulled up next to him. In the truck sat three cats having a conversation. Now one of the cats happened to be deaf and he was doing all his talking in sign language.

Here’s the point where being stupid gets you a lot of unwanted attention along with an ass beating.

Ole stupid thought that all the signing and shit was some sort of gang thing and that he was being disrespected and so he went looking for a fight.

He hops out of his car talking shit and it soon turned into a brawl in the middle of the parking lot.

Ole stupid has a cousin who works inside the Papa John’s who came running out and joined the fight. This piece of work started beating on the deaf cat while the deaf guy’s friends started wailing on ole stupid.

After it was all done, ole estúpido ended up in the hospital bleeding like a muthafucker suffering from the effects of a severe ass beating.

While his equally estúpido cousin ended up being the only man arrested due to the fact that during the fight all his dope fell out of his pockets in plain sight of the cops.

Yeah this stupid cumrag had several plastic baggies of meth, a glass pipe and $4,691 in his pockets. How stupid was that?

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

4 Comments:

Blogger Charley said...

Pretty fucking stupid.

-- Charley.

2:45 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

and he works for minimun wage at Papa John's? With thousands of dollars in his pocket. Yep, what a winner!

10:27 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

Pizza guys make the best dealers! they are a one stop shop! AND if you give them a big enough tip, or at least the promiose of one, they will stop and buy you beer on the way to your house!

I love the pizza guy!

7:28 AM  
Blogger PGP said...

Goes to show ya!!

10:33 AM  

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