a light splattering from the penis of knowledge
“An old bull and a young bull are walking through the hilly fields when they spy a herd of she cows meandering about at the bottom of the hill.
The young bull exclaims; “shit! Look at all that ass, let’s run down and get one”.
The old bull looks at his young charge in disgust; “why don’t we just walk down and be all smooth and shit and do em all’?”
A very old joke, but one with a message.
Rushing around does nothing but make you look stupid and all you end up with is a fuckin headache.
A lot of men these days have lost the ancient art of “Mackin”, and most of em couldn’t pick up a real woman if one died and fell off her barstool. They refuse to learn that it’s all about the approach.
It used to be fun watching some cat get all Barry White on some chick, using a pickup line handed down from his father’s father.
“Hi baby, see this key ring? I just wanted you to see all these keys, cause pretty soon all the shit they unlock is gonna be yours”
The women couldn’t help but laugh. Then he’d step back, laugh and introduce himself and before you know it he’s walking out the door with her.
I used to know this cat that used to bomb bad with the women. He never could get the hang of meeting em.
One night I finally got tired of his bellyaching and told him to point out any women in the bar that he wanted to meet. He looked around then pointed to this gorgeous brunette sitting at the bar.
“Give me a dollar”. He handed over the dollar and I brought a lighter from the bar.
I waited till the chick pulled out a cigarette then I walked over and gave her a light. When she smiled her thanks I introduced myself and shook her hand and ended up having a nice conversation with her.
I showed my young friend that all it takes to meet women is a smile and a handshake, and that’s about as “old school” as you can get. Though as you all know, taking my advice on anything is a foolhardy approach.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"