mine comes with the kung-fu grip

I just finished reading this interesting story about this woman in Florida by the name of Kimberly Norris, who was busted for bigamy.

In 1996 she was married to Mike, but whilst she was still married to Mike she married some cat named Norris in 1997. Now keep in mind that she didn’t divorce Mike until sometime in 2001.

So take 2 and minus the 1 and that leaves her with Norris until she hooked up with some cat named John who worked with her at the local Pizza Hut. She marries this muthafucker which means that at last count that makes 2 husbands.

But then she decided to go for the trifecta and was dating another cat that for lack of a name, we’ll call Jim since he was too embarrassed to give one.

Now there’s a lot of shit going on here that’s just peaking the fuck out of my curiosity.

For starters let’s talk about John from Pizza Hut. The cops are saying that within the span of one year this bitch had worked John for almost $160,000.

In the span of one year this muthafucker had rolled over to the tune of a 2006 Pontiac G6 sports car, a 2007 Chevrolet Suburban and a 2006 Suzuki Katana motorcycle. He also gave her $20,000 to $30,000 in cash and paid to have her tits done.

Now even taking into account being hugely pussy-whipped, how does a cat throwing pizzas for a living come up with this kind of money?

And now for the question we’ve all been waiting for. What kind of mad snapping pussy skills does a thirty-seven year old woman with six kids have to pull this kind of shit off?

I’m just saying that I know some chicks that develop a following because of their skills with the pussy but apparently this chick was some kind of kung-fu master with the pussy.

The way she ran thru cats it sounds like she either had biceps in that muthafucker or a full set of fingers.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"