missing the boat?
Harry, is that your magic wand or you just glad to see me?
Fuck me running.
I cannot for the life of me understand all the crazy hoopla with the newest Harry Potter book.
Does he die? Do they die? Do they blow each other? Does someone get laid? Is this muthafucker a bad guy, is that the bad guy? What a bunch of gay assed shit.
I could maybe understand all the fuckin excitement if Harry got laid or came out of the closet and fell in lusty love with his redhead buddy.
Or if someone announced that the chick had hit legal age and decided to pose in Hustler showing all the world her cock socket and shit. But no, I’m not seeing it.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"