slow news day
Did you know that back in the day Joseph Stalin attempted to have John Wayne knocked off. If you don't believe me, go look it up.
It seems that the “Duke” was such a standard bearer of good ole American right who always took great glee in telling the commies that they were a bunch of pink pantie wearing pussies that Stalin actually sent death squads to put the “Duke” in Boot Hill.
This shit lasted until Nikita (isn’t that a chick’s name?) Khrushchev came into power and squelched that shit, because unlike Joe, Nikki was a huge fan of the “Duke”.
Did you muthafuckers’s know that John Wayne’s nickname “Duke” came from a dog he had as a kid?
Yeah, as a kid he always had this mutt that followed him everywhere that went by the name of Duke, so as a result people in his town started referring to him as the “Duke”.
One of America’s greatest film heroes’s named after a dog, go figure.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"