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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sweatin the small stuff

Friday, July 13

sweatin the small stuff


I can’t remember the name of the movie, “the Big Bird Cage maybe”? But it had a lot of cool shit in it.

Hapless buck assed nekked sweaty women getting slapped out of their underwear whilst imprisoned on an isolated island full of cruel prison guards. Plenty of sex and violence and the infamous cat cage o’ death.

One of the cooler scenes had some of the women thrown into this big fenced in cage thing where the guards threw starving kitty cats in over the top. Cruel as it sounds it has to be one of the wildest over the top visuals I’ve ever seen.

Half nekked sweaty women running around screaming as they’re being scratched to death by starving angry kitty cats.

Well I think of that cat cage from time to time and always thought how much fun it would be to shove some muthafucker in it and throw a peck of starving cats in over the top.

But Greg you ask, who would deserve such a fucked up horrible death?

How about those parents who decided to sue the school district because their little pole dancer didn’t make the cheerleading squad. Yeah, throw those bitches in the cage.

And how about any guy who bitches about “ladies night” at the bar being unfair. Fuck you, you rat bastard prick, how the fuck you gonna bitch about ladies night?

If you’re such a little fey pussie, keep your ass at home. It’s called ladies night to oh I don’t know, maybe get more women in the fuckin bar? Jesus grow a set of nuts why don’t you?

Or how about this chick I saw on the way home from work. She was on one of those powered skateboard thingies right in the middle of the fuckin street. But her ass was so fat that she kept having to push it with her foot cause it couldn’t pull her.

So for being such a traffic impeding bitch, you get pushed into the cat cage o’ death.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

6 Comments:

Blogger Heather said...

I could see this becoming a weekly feature...

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Keith Sader said...

Greg Beck: "I watch B-movies so you don't have to!"


Sweeeet!

1:43 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Two Things:
1) Some B movies are so bad they are really really good! Because they actually say things about stuff that you don't get to taste in the mainstream (especially the 60's).
2) Russ Meyers Made some of the weirdest and most fascinating movies EVER!

OK Four things:

3) Hot Rods to Hell!

4) Hells Angels 69'

9:25 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

I just noticed that Pam Grier is in that one!! Betcha she kicks somebodies ass !

9:27 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

"cat cage o' death" , Greg, you're killin me.

12:37 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Men who complains about Ladies night should be stoned to death.

10:01 PM  

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