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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sweatin the small stuff

Friday, July 20

sweatin the small stuff


From the “more butter please” department………………

Comes a story that just goes to show you that bigger isn’t always better in a “Chance the gardener” kind of way.

This middle aged cat over in France decided to go to the hospital due to a mild weakness in his left leg.

And once doctors pulled up his medical history they discovered that as a small baby he’d had a shunt stuck into his head to drain away fluid due to him having had water on the brain and shit, or if you want; hydrocephalus.

Now being that doctors or at least the more competent ones can’t leave shit alone, they decided to do a (CT) scan on the cat just to see what shit looked like and for giggles; they threw in an MRI also.

That’s when they found out that where the cat’s brain was supposed to be was mostly fluid and his actual brain consisted of only a thin sheet of tissue. Which in laymen’s terms means that this muthafucker had a tiny tiny brain.

And get this. Not only was he married with a couple of kids, but held down a government job to boot. Which ain’t really that fuckin surprising if you were to ask me, since I know a shit load of brainless fucks that work for the government. But anyway, back to the story.

The cat’s IQ measured out somewhere around seventy-five, just a tad below the average of one-hundred. It just proves how when the brain is injured, given enough time and the right shit, different parts of the brain will take over.

You know I can’t help but imagine what goes on at this cat’s house when the kids bitch about school.
“But daddy, schools too hard and I don’t wanna go today!” “Shut up you little bastards. Why back in my day we had to walk ten miles in the fuckin snow uphill. And once we got to school, some of us were so fuckin poor we couldn’t afford brains to learn with! So don’t go telling me shits too fuckin hard, I don’t want to hear it.”

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

3 Comments:

Blogger PGP said...

Cheers man ... thanks for a good chuckle!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Irreverent Antisocial Intellectual said...

IQ of 75 and works for The Man? Sounds about right ... although that might be too bright.
Hey I can bitch - I know a lot about some stupid motherfucking G-Men!

12:14 PM  
Blogger Spyder said...

Wow! That's amazing. Hope they found something they could do for his leg.

8:00 PM  

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