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Wednesday, July 25

yo ho blow the man down

Some of my many inside sources just sent me what has to be the best fuck you story I’ve heard all month.

It seems that these two cats were in a chat room on the internet when one of em called the other one a nerd.

Yeah, you heard me, a nerd.

The cat who got called a nerd who happens to be a twenty-five year old sailor got so fuckin mad that he threatened to kill the other cat.

Now keep in mind that for all general purposes, name calling on the internet is likened to two gay guys slap fighting. Slightly amusing but generally no one gets hurt.

But it seems that the sailor who lives in Virginia got so fuckin pissed at the other guy that he hopped in his car and drove his nerdy ass clear down to Texas to confront the name caller.

And once there he set fire to and burned the other cat’s trailer home to the ground.

According to my many inside sources, the alleged nerd is now doing seven to ten in the state prison.

Methinks someone has low self esteem issues or either fuckin blow the dog crazy.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Mark said...

"Blow the dog crazy." I gotta admit I have not heard that one. Come to think of it, that's probably a good thing.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Spyder said...

Did he wear a diaper on the drive there?

10:44 PM  

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