black snake say what?

I haven’t finished it yet, but after viewing half of “Black Snake Moan”

• I’m fully convinced that on my next vacation I’m renting a farmhouse out in the sticks.

• Get me some dirty overalls and a peck of religion plus an ole pickup.

• Find me a dirty half nekked white girl with the propensity to beast-fuck every swinging six in sight.

• And once I find her, I’m throwing a forty-pound chain around her ass and hooking the other end to my front porch.

• And then I’m gonna preach the blues and save her dirty little soiled soul.

Oh yeah, that’s gonna make for one cool vacation. But I guess I need to finish the movie first. Huh?


"and the monkey flipped the switch"