ha ha
With the exception of a few variations I take the same path to and from work every day. So I’m fully aware that on the ride home if I go down Ward Parkway, sure as shit there’s gonna be a speed trap or two.
So as a result of this knowledge I’ll keep it within a few miles of the speed limit. But I’m usually the exception since I’m always getting passed. As a rule I have a habit of scanning the road two to three blocks ahead.
I’m doing this yesterday just as this asshole muthafucker in a new mustang blew around me. Just as he whipped around me I saw the faint figure of someone standing by the road a couple of blocks ahead.
I’m thinking, “get that muthafucker, get that muthafucker”.
And sure as shit the faint figure turned out to be a cop standing on the side of the road with a radar gun. The new mustang got pulled the fuck over.
Its times like this that I wish my car had a built in laugh track and a loud speaker.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"
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You and I work in the same neighborhood. I always see those cops too. And I remember that 'stang. Haulin' ass he was!
Instant karma. Ain't it great?
I know what you mean. Sometimes when shit like that happens I pick up the cell, after pulling over no less, and tell someone about it to share the laugh.
Ooooh that is just sweet, divine justice!
Ain't life a bitch
Gregs Said:
"I’m thinking, “get that muthafucker, get that muthafucker”.
And sure as shit....."
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I'm thinking that your powers are great!
;)
Oh man, during these first few days of school, it seems like the traffic police are watching and waiting on every other block. No illegal left turns for me.
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