I'm not gay! I just happen to like the taste.........
Quote of the week;
If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker
I think folks are being too harsh on Senator Larry “I’m not gay” Craig.
Just because you happen to like the taste of cock betwixt your cheek and gums, that doesn’t make you gay right?
And who hasn’t taken a “wide stance” whilst taking a shit in an airport or bus station restroom or your local truckstop?
And who among us hasn’t had a song stuck in their heads and found themselves tapping to the beat whilst taking such a “wide stance” in a public restroom?
Give the muthafucker a break why don’t you? It’s like what Joey Bananas used to say back in the day. “You’re only gay if you’re on the bottom”.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"