it's true, no one's pretty when they're drunk

You have to admire the balls of a chick who after just a few days on the job gets drunk and tells her boss to fuck off.

Even more so if she’s a fuckin flight attendant.

Apparently this chick worked on a Delta flight that was getting ready to depart Lexington, Kentucky to Atlanta when the pilot and others noticed this bitch stumbling around and shit.

According to my many inside sources, the pilot told her to slow her roll and that’s when he realized that she was drunk. After putting the screws to her, she admitted to being drink after knocking back some Jack Daniels in the onboard restroom.

So the pilot makes a few calls and before you can say “would you like a cold coke with those peanuts?” The drunken flight attendant finds herself being escorted off the fuckin plane.

And of course being drunk she figures this is the perfect time to show her ass.
She starts screaming at everyone in sight including the pilot who she keeps referring to as a dead man.

After getting this drunk bitch off his plane the pilot now realizes that because his flight is short handed, he has to cancel the flight.

So the passengers were offered other flights and surprisingly some of the passengers just said fuck it and decided to drive to Atlanta.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"