must be a Chris Martin thing

You remember the part in the movie “The Jerk” where Steve Martin’s working at the EZ Serve and the sniper up on the hill starts shooting at him but instead of capping Steve Martin, he keeps hitting the oil cans instead?

And Steve Martin’s kind of slow on the take so he’s running around screaming, “He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans”? Well this next story kind’a reminds me of this scene.

Up in Seattle the other night it was karaoke time at the local watering hole. And from what my many inside sources tell me, some cat climbed up on stage and started singing along to the Coldplay song “Yellow”

He’d just gotten into the first few bars of the song when some chick sitting at the bar exclaimed “"Oh, hell no, not that fuckin song. I can't fuckin stand that song!"

And with that she bum rushes the stage and starts going off on the cat screaming about how much she fuckin hates Coldplay and how much his singing sucked ass.

The cat kept on singing so the chick doubled up on his ass and the next thing you know she’s punching the cock taste out of his mouth.

Let me just say that it took four men to drag this woman who my many inside sources describe as a "dirty little hippy chick" outside. According to all involved the chick only had a single shot of Yeager while at the bar.

Now once outside where I guess she had some elbow room, the damned dirty little hippy chick ramped up her shit and started punching every swinging six that came within reach.

By now the cops had been called and when she saw the boys in blue she went even more bat shit ballistic.

The cops are trying their damndest to put the cuffs on her which is harder then a muthafucker cause even though they had her on the ground she’s doing her goddamndest to head butt everyone in the fuckin balls and shit.

After shit was all said and done a couple of people ended up in the ER for various cuts and bruises including one of the cops and the little hippy chick who is also facing assault charges.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"