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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: voodoo parakeet

Monday, August 6

voodoo parakeet

Isn’t there an old saying that those who live in glass houses shouldn't’t throw stones?

Or how about this one, don’t shit in your own yard…….or is it don’t shit the bed?

Anyway I’m talking about this chick who narked out her husband to police because she thought he was gonna kill her.

See, he had told her about a plan he had schemed up to kill some chick he worked with and she thought that he wanted to kill her too since she was the only one who knew about his plans.

But after checking both their stories out, the police called bullshit on her but during their investigation they did come across a videotape that showed the couple abusing small animals.

You know, you hear about muthafuckers having sex with animals all the time and shit. I’m just saying that if muthafuckers aren’t fuckin the dog, their getting fucked by the dog or horse or steer, it just gets old after a while.

But these muthafuckers were special. Their shit involved no less then one frog, two chameleons and a fuckin parakeet.

Yeah, according to my many inside sources, these two freaks started in to she-banging each other while taped or pinned to the wall hung the frog, chameleons and parakeet and shit.

They were fuckin the crap out of each other while sticking pens into the animals along with voodoo dolls made from corn husks and the blood of the little animals.

This is like that Lisa Bonet shit from the Crosby Show in that movie she did back in the day called Angel Heart.

You remember that one part where she’s getting the ass fucked out of her by Mickey O’Rourke on top of this stump I think. And suddenly you look up because it’s gotten all voodoo like because both of these muthafuckers are covered with chicken blood and it’s all dripping from the ceilings and walls and shit?

And even though he’s covered in chicken blood and Lisa Bonets giving him the evil eye and screaming like some possessed banshee, Mickey O’Rourke won’t stop fuckin cause the shit’s just that good? I’m just saying.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger satyavati said...

ok, I'm totally ignorant. What's she-banging?

11:43 AM  
Blogger Bryan. said...

Ah, uh huh...I bet that shit WAS just THAT good...bonet-eriffic....

9:05 PM  
Blogger Well Hell Michelle said...

Lisa Bonet and Mickey Rourke? Hmmm, I'll make a note to never rent that movie...

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Doc said...

Mickey & Lisa beats the hell out of Lisa & SlingBlade Boy..

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great scene. One of Mickey's best. Creepy ass movie, remember all the damn fans?

11:01 AM  

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