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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: what do you mean, wrong T-Rex?

Wednesday, August 29

what do you mean, wrong T-Rex?

I’ve been hearing all these headlines making some kind of big ass deal about how those old dinosaurs T-Rex could outrun most modern day athletes including famous soccer player David Beckham.

You know I’m no kind of fuckin expert and shit but it must suck to be you when you can’t even outrun some old seventies stoner glam-rock band. I’m just saying and shit.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger satyavati said...

There's two schools of thought on the T Rex: one group says they were the ultimate predators and could run so fast and all that. The other group says they were the ultimate scavengers and that they really couldn't run so fast at all. I'm going with the second group. A T Rex is not really arranged for speed, is unbalanced, and if you can imagine moving 35 tons at 35 mph... and being cold-blooded on top of that.. no, it don't fly with me.

Bang a gong.

2:41 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Hehe....... that's a god one!

No coffee was spilt during the reading of this post do to precautions taken in advance.

9:25 AM  
Blogger PGP said...

GOOD one....

9:26 AM  
Blogger Reg said...

LOL! Great post, Greg.

There is a great line out there if we could get the line about T Rex from "All The Young Dudes" and the post about the gay-not-gay politician together somehow.

8:48 PM  
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