What? I gotta tip you too?

Quote of the day.

"With both hands!"

My mother's stock answer whenever I ask how she's feelin.

My mother called me at work today to let me know she was cooking dinner this Sunday and if I was coming over. I told her of course I was. She told me to bring money cause as her Mother’s Day present to herself she’s charging me for dinner. My mother’s such a smartass, I think for Mother’s Day I’m gonna throw her a beatin.

gbeck@kc.rr.com says, "and the monkey flipped the switch"