Memorial Day

Since today's Memorial Day, find your own way to honor those that have sacrificed all to protect our freedoms. Because without those that fight our wars, the way of life that we all enjoy would be fucked. And if you come upon an old Veteran and decide to give em a hug, you better ask first. Those are some tough old bastards and they might take you touching em the wrong way and throw you an ass beating. I'm just sayin is all.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"