Busy assed week and it's only fuckin Tuesday?

What a fuckin week, with all the bad weather across the four state area I’ve been busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. I fuckin hate tornadoes like a muthafucker, not only do they fuck up people’s homes and property and shit, but I have to work harder. But what can I say? That’s the gig I’m in. Did any of you watch HBO’s Deadwood Sunday night, or the encore Monday? I fuckin love that show. This episode I think they broke the world record for using the word “cocksucker” in a single show. If you swing over to Jeff Kay's West Virginia Surf Report, he keeps a running tally on how many times the word “fuck” is uttered during each episode. Go here and check it out. I would’a fit in great as a conversationalist in ole Deadwood, what with how I enjoy abusing the King’s English and shit. Hey, speaking of shit, Blogger has this new thing called Bloggerbot. It’s a thing that let’s a muthafucker put up pictures from a scanner or a hard-drive on their blog site. Before I had to either fuck-up my way thru Front-Page or have some kind soul with skills throw my shit up on the net, then tell me where it’s sitting so I can grab it and post it to my site. That is if I wanted to do my own pictures and shit. But with Bloggerbot, I can post any fuckin pictures I want, so it goes without sayin that I got shit to show off. That is if I wanted too. Cause if the truth be known the majority of my pictures are of the scantly clothed kind. Chicks in bikinis and shit if you insist. But I might put up pictures of things I’ve talked about in the past, like my old house, or my cat. I might even put up a clear picture of me so that you muthafucker’s who want to know what I look like can get a good look see and shit. A muthafucker never knows.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"