vacation

I’ll remind everybody again but I’m gonna be just a tad bit out’a touch for a couple of weeks during the middle of the month. The Man’s sending me to parts unknown and when I get done with him, I’m hopping in a car with a couple of friends and heading to Port Aransas, Texas on the Gulf coast to hang out on the beach.

This will actually be my first real vacation in almost fifteen years where instead of taking a couple of days off here and there, I’m actually taking time off and going somewhere. Plus I’ve never seen a body of water larger then one of our Missouri lakes so this is another reason for going. Plus as one of the people who talked me into going, who happens to be a chick said.

“ain’t nothing better then standing in the ocean buck assed nekked at midnight under a full moon”

That definitely sounds like a fuckin plan to me.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"