give the dog a bone

Here’s something in the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” category. Since it was a favorite topic of mine many a time in the past, you’re all aware that noshing on Bowser and Mr. Tinkles is legal as a muthafucker in Korea. And that they have a dim view of anyone that belittles em for having a big ole hot bowl of dog-ball soup, cause as far as their concerned it’s mo betta for ya. So now I find out thru the Internet no less, that it’s ok’er then shit to invite Ole Yeller over for a gangbang if you live in Sweden. Yeah, having sex with animals, or as we like to call it around my house, fuckin the pooch, has been legal in Sweden since 1944. And get this, since 1999, when child pornography became illegal over there, there’s been a marked increase in the number of sexual assaults on animals. Which means that when muthafucker’s found out that bangin little kids was outlawed, they basically said “ok”, and whistled for the dog. Fuckin animals in Sweden is such a rampant problem that a British study (and give the British props for admitting this) found out that every 20th dog or cat that receives treatment at a veterinary clinic is there as a direct result of some type of sexual assault. And don’t even get me started on how do you get a cat to stand still for that.