old shit because I can

small talk overheard in the Hurricane

"Once I saw someone get hit in the face with a line drive during a Little
League game... I laughed for an HOUR!!!! Nothing funnier than an Infant
catching a 90 mph hunk of Rawhide in the mush right in the stroller".
Little league coach in the Hurricane on a Saturday afternoon drinking binge.

"Once my Father's chair collapsed under him as he leaned back while the
cable guy was installing our system. The Sumbitch wiped out and his head
landed in the dog dish FILLED with Alpo. It took EVERY FIBER, MUSCLE AND
OUNCE OF WILL I had to hold the laughter in. I strained so hard I actually
popped a vessel on my forehead and crapped my jeans. Had headaches for a
WEEK afterwards,"
Drunk in the Hurricane just before he started crying cause I ignored him


Well it's time for me to again express my opinion about the state of affairs
in the world. The subject matter is RUDE PEOPLE!
Rudeness has become an accepted part of our fucked up society. Everywhere
you turn you are confronted by an act of rudeness.
It might be as slight as someone not acknowledging a greeting or as extreme
as a bullet to the head. Where do you put the blame and who gives this
special group of assholes the right to behave this way? Some people might
try to say it's has to do with one's upbringing. Some say it's the society
around us, media, culture and such. I say bullshit! Now before you all say
I'm full of shit, this is only one man's opinion, mine! Now,
lets carry on. First off, lets not confuse rudeness with shy,
confident, or conceited. Let me break the word into its various parts.


(RUDE)
IMPOLITE, DISCOURTEOUS, BAD MANNERED, UNCOUTH, FOUL, OFFENSIVE, VULGAR, BOORISH, DISRESPECTFUL, ASSHOLELIC.

It's not the natural nature of people to be rude. Folks as a whole want to
be nice, they want to be accepted into society. THEY WANT TO PLAY NICE
WITH OTHERS. Rudeness is nothing more then a backlash action. Example, You
got bad teeth, you don't smile much. Example, you suck with the other sex,
You brag nonstop about how much trim you get all the time. Example, you
think you're stupid, you got no social skills, you got some fucked up idea
on what it means to be a man or women, you think you need to act tough to
get over but if a real tough guy looked at you twice you'd crap your jeans.
So you pick on people that you think are smaller, weaker or beneath you. You
think it's cool to be a smart ass to perfect strangers. This is your
backlash action. In short, you suck you rude bastard! You all need to be pushed up
against a brick wall and have baskets full of starved rats strapped to
your fucking faces. Maybe, just maybe, after an hour of this you might think
twice before you scream at the waitress or bartender in the next bar or
restaurant your dumb ass goes to. Maybe, just maybe, as one of the starving rats is
sucking your eyeball from it's socket you might think before you park
in that handicapped spot or let the door slam on the old lady coming into
the store behind you. Maybe, just maybe, as you try to scream in ungodly pain but you can't because you've screamed so much that your voice is gone, you might think before you put your hands on that woman just because she said no to you. DAMN ALL RUDE PEOPLE TO A LIFE IN THE HELL OF MY CHOOSING. FUCK EM ALL FOR SUCKING UP MY AIR!
Have a nice day, carry on!