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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: Robby Gordon needs some cheese with that whine

Tuesday, May 31

Robby Gordon needs some cheese with that whine

Danica Patrick’s a girl, she has a vagina…….

I never watch racing but I know who Robby Gordon and Danica Patrick are, and that they both share a couple of things in common. They both race Indy cars and both have pussies, Danica because she’s a chick, and Robby Gordon because he’s a whinny little bitch. Robby Gordon’s a open-wheel Indy driver and race team owner who’s bitchin that Patrick is at an advantage over the rest of the racers because she only weighs 100 pounds thus making her car lighter. And because all the cars weigh the same, Patrick's is lighter on the race track which according to his little bitch ass gave Danica Patrick an unfair advantage in the Indianapolis 500 and that he will not compete in the race again unless the field is equalized. Not that he even raced in this one.

Gordon say’s that Danica’s racecar is lighter due to her weight thus faster and that’s an unfair advantage over other racers who weigh more. The bitchy muthafucker neglects to add that her Indy racing car meets all the specs of the Indy Racing League, one of which is that the fuckin car has to meet a certain weight before fuel or driver is added. My god, what a fuckin crybaby, somebody give this muthafucker a hug so he can shut his stinkin cockhole up.

Robby Gordon does too…..
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

That is one lame excuse he is using. What a pussy!

3:34 PM  
Blogger the bastard said...

lol. good work.

7:26 AM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

If I was Cingular I would pull the sponsership because of massive amounts of estrogen coursing through Robbies gaping pussy hole.

7:40 AM  
Blogger Grampapinhead said...

Avoided commenting on this because I just couldn't get it right.
you nailed it !
I am linking this for thur blog, thank you.
'Robbie Gordon' new spokesman for 'Tampax'

1:45 PM  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

Let me guess - all the other drivers weigh exactly the same as pussy-boy does?
More, less, whichever.
You never hear of any one else bitching about weight.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Billy D said...

I hate, and I mean fucking HATE that asshole. Whines and cries constantly, blames his crew every time he loses. Just pathetic.
As an aside, NASCAR adds weight to the cars with smaller drivers to eliminate any advantage gained by weight.

11:48 AM  

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